man apple
apple(1) apple(1)
NAME
apple - interact with or influence Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234
SYNOPSIS
apple [-ghiImrstv]
DESCRIPTION
apple interacts or emulates interaction with Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.
If parameters are specified different types of interaction will be simulated.
The success of the these interactions depends on various factors including the
physical, physcological, mental and emotive states of Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.
Use apple with caution as incorrect usage or bad timing make cause very good or bad things
to occur to your system or your life.
OPTIONS
The following options are supported.
Unsupported options aren’t listed.
-g type
Specfies the gesturing of the type provided will be used in the interaction.
-h optional subject
Provides help about interacting with Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.
Is quite sarcastic and bitter, assumes that previous interaction contained
a -m - or -m ? mood switch. If the subject is given then help or knowledge
about the subject is given instea.
-i type duration
Attempts to interact with Benjamin Southall
aka Apppleman1234 using a certain interaction type for a certain time period.
Types used can be predefined or defined as a file that contains an interaction script.
-I
Runs in interactive mode, providing a prompt to the user where define commands can be specified.
Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 will respond to each command and suggest commands to tried next. This is the safest execution mode, but most users will find its interface scary, weird or confusing.
-m [uai] mood
Specifies the mood of the user, Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 or the mood of the interaction.
Stating -m a mood with inquiring about Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 ’s mood can lead to dangerous things
occuring or your interaction being ignored or injureed.
-r [cfm] object or memory
Requests Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 to either recall, refer to or member an object or memory, will influence interaction
and may influence mood switch.
-s sociallevel
Specifies the social level of the interaction. Users without
access to certain social levels may find themselves or their systems
in damage range.
-t responselevel
Specifies the amount of response interaction
provided to the interaction undertaken. Useful when want to
talk at Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 and not have any responses.
-v verbositylevel
Specifies the verbosity and complexity of the interaction. Use at your own risk.
Death or injury of user by boredom or confusion has occured on previous usage.
INTERACTIVE MODE COMMANDS
(This is by no means a complete list.)
help optional subject
Provides friendly help on a subject or interactions with Benjamin Southall
mood?
Queries the mood of Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.
social?
Queries the social level of the user.
about? subject
Provides more information on a subject
task task
Asks Benjamin Southall to undertake task
helpme problem
Provides complete help regarding problem specified
answer query / problem
Provides answer to query / problem
greeting greetingtype
Greets Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234
solve problem
Solves a user problem. Gives solution and method.
deduce information
Deduces inferences from given information
play game
Plays game with Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234
share media
Shares media (audio, video, picture) with Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.
opinion information / subject
Requests Appleman1234’s opinion on given information / subject.
BUGS
None found yet, the program does exactly what it is supposed to do, however this
may not be what the user intended due to lack of knoweldge and ignorance.
TIPS
Interactive mode is probably easier to use so the -I switch is recommended as a standalone for
most users new to apple. It is best not attempt interactions that are harmful or stupid as the
resulting response interactions may not be what the user expects.
AUTHOR
Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234
SEE ALSO
pretezel(3), gir(4), social(3), influence(1)
July 4 2007 apple(1)