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apple(1)

apple(1)

NAME
apple – interact with or influence Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234
SYNOPSIS
apple [-fghiImrstv]
DESCRIPTION
apple interacts or emulates interaction with Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.
If parameters are specified different types of interaction will be simulated.
The success of the these interactions depends on various factors including the
physical, psychological, mental and emotive states of Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.
Use apple with caution as incorrect usage or bad timing make cause very good or bad things
to occur to your system or your life.

OPTIONS
The following options are supported.
Unsupported options aren’t listed.

-f or –forcepowers

Specifies that a request uses forcepowers mode, this requires a minimum social level and alters social level, mood level and likelihood of a successful / helpful result. Different users mileage may vary
-g type
Specifies the gesturing of the type provided will be used in the interaction.

-h optional subject
Provides help about interacting with Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.
Is quite sarcastic and bitter, assumes that previous interaction contained
a -m – or -m ? mood switch. If the subject is given then help or knowledge
about the subject is given instead.

-i type duration
Attempts to interact with Benjamin Southall
aka Apppleman1234 using a certain interaction type for a certain time period.
Types used can be predefined or defined as a file that contains an interaction script.

-I
Runs in interactive mode, providing a prompt to the user where define commands can be specified.
Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 will respond to each command and suggest commands to tried next. This is the safest execution mode, but most users will find its interface scary, weird or confusing.

-m [uai] mood
Specifies the mood of the user, Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 or the mood of the interaction.
Stating -m a mood without inquiring about Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 ‘s mood can lead to dangerous things
occuring or your interaction being ignored or injureed.

-r [cfm] object or memory

Requests Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 to either recall, refer to or member an object or memory, will influence interaction
and may influence mood switch.

-s sociallevel
Specifies the social level of the interaction. Users without
access to certain social levels may find themselves or their systems
in damage range.

-t responselevel
Specifies the amount of response interaction
provided to the interaction undertaken. Useful when want to
talk at Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234 and not have any responses.

-v verbositylevel
Specifies the verbosity and complexity of the interaction. Use at your own risk.
Death or injury of user by boredom or confusion has occurred on previous usage.

INTERACTIVE MODE COMMANDS

(This is by no means a complete list.)

help optional subject
Provides friendly help on a subject or interactions with Benjamin Southall

mood?
Queries the mood of Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.

social?
Queries the social level of the user.

about? subject
Provides more information on a subject

task task
Asks Benjamin Southall to undertake task

helpme problem
Provides complete help regarding problem specified

answer query / problem

Provides answer to query / problem

greeting greetingtype
Greets Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234

solve problem
Solves a user problem. Gives solution and method.

deduce information

Deduces inferences from given information

play game

Plays game with Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234

share media
Shares media (audio, video, picture) with Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234.

opinion information / subject
Requests Appleman1234’s opinion on given information / subject.

forcepowers request

Specifies that a request uses forcepowers mode, this requires a minimum social level and alters social level, mood level and likelihood of a successful / helpful result. Different users mileage may vary

BUGS

None found yet, the program does exactly what it is supposed to do, however this may not be what the user intended due to lack of knoweldge and ignorance.

TIPS
Interactive mode is probably easier to use so the -I switch is recommended as a standalone for most users new to apple. It is best not attempt interactions that are harmful or stupid as the resulting response interactions may not be what the user expects.
AUTHOR
Benjamin Southall aka Appleman1234
SEE ALSO
pretezel(3), gir(4), social(3), influence(1)

December 14 2009

apple(1)

5 Responses to man apple

ToxAtec says: 1月 29, 2011 at 4:03 am Mozilla Firefox 3.6.13 Gentoo Linux

# Hi.
# I didn’t find any email address, so I’m leaving a
# comment here 😛
$ apple -I
helpme “org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Could not get VisualInfo > from GLX 1.3 Config”

# Maybe you remember that error. I’m also using
# gentoo linux (amd64), as well as an intel GPU. It’s a
# G965 though..
#
# Did you solve this? It’s a bit annoying, I also tried
# using software rendering (swrastg/LLVMpipe), didn’t
# help.
#
# I found you this way. 🙂

Benjamin Southall says: 1月 29, 2011 at 5:51 am Google Chrome 9.0.597.67 Linux

Hi,
Interactive mode running, interface layers initialized.

Parsing helpme as help minecraft.

Yes I did solve this at least for myself, this and various X application errors were solved by changing colour depth from 16 bit to 24 bit.

Eg adding
SubSection “Display”
Depth 24
EndSubSection

Inside the Screen section of xorg.conf and then changing the DefaultDepth to 24.

Best of luck getting Minecraft running.

ToxAtec says: 2月 1, 2011 at 8:03 am Mozilla Firefox 3.6.13 Gentoo Linux

$ apple -I
greet gratitude

# Thanks a lot for this tiny hint. How did you find that out?
# I wonder why I set the depth to 16 in the first place…
# Anyway, minecraft works fine! The framerate is..
# suboptimal.., but that’s what I expected 🙂

ToxAtec says: 2月 1, 2011 at 10:43 am Mozilla Firefox 3.6.13 Gentoo Linux

# Oh no, I accidentally used a non-existing command in
# the interactive mode! It was supposed to be “greeting”,
# not “greet”. Now I’m preparing for unforeseen
# consequences 😉

Benjamin Southall says: 2月 4, 2011 at 7:19 pm Google Chrome 9.0.597.84 Linux

Interactive mode is already initiated, extrapolating greet to greeting, parsing greeting gratitude. Hmm, who greets people with gratitude ? Oh well, your welcome.

I found it out by parsing gdb logs which had breakpoints at X_Error and realising that other applications that were displaying similar behaviour were complaining about colour depth.

Enjoy your Minecraft

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