{"id":174,"date":"2009-04-08T06:11:31","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T08:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/applemansigloo.net\/blog\/?page_id=174"},"modified":"2009-04-08T06:12:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T08:12:22","slug":"parodies","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/applemansigloo.net\/blog\/parodies","title":{"rendered":"Parodies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parodies I have made live here.<\/p>\n<p>The originals that the parodies parody are copyright there respective owners.<\/p>\n<p><strong>You Can Call Me WOW<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dedicated to Gatl.<br \/>\nOriginal song writen by Paul Simon&#8230;. (he is awesome)<\/p>\n<p>A player logins into the server<br \/>\nHe says why is my ping so high now<br \/>\nWhy is my ping so high<br \/>\nThe rest of my setup is leet<br \/>\nI need to be on Flicker<br \/>\nI want a traceback<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t want end up on xkcd<br \/>\nIn a cartoon graveyard<br \/>\nBone-digger, bone-digger<br \/>\nLEDs in the darkness<br \/>\nFar away my remote terminal<br \/>\nMr Cokeguzzler, coke guzzler<br \/>\nGet these rogues away from me<br \/>\nYou know I don&#8217;t find this stuff<br \/>\nAmusing anymore<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ll play as a character<br \/>\nI can be your long lost MMORPG<br \/>\nI can call you Gatl<br \/>\nAnd Gatl when you call me<br \/>\nCall me WOW &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A player logins into the server<br \/>\nHe says why am I short of attention<br \/>\nGot a short little span of attention<br \/>\nAnd woe my nights are so long<br \/>\nWhere&#8217;s my life and family<br \/>\nWhat if I die here<br \/>\nWho&#8217;ll be my guild leader<br \/>\nNow that my guild leader is<br \/>\nGone gone<br \/>\nHe ducked back down from the lobby<br \/>\nWith some roly-poly little moderator girl<br \/>\nAll along along<br \/>\nThere were incidents and accidents<br \/>\nThere were hints and allegations<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ll play as a character<br \/>\nI can be your long lost MMORPG<br \/>\nI can call you Gatl<br \/>\nAnd Gatl when you call me<br \/>\nCall me WOW &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A player logins into the server<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a server with a custom mod<br \/>\nMaybe it&#8217;s the Horde world<br \/>\nMaybe it&#8217;s his first time around<br \/>\nHe doesn&#8217;t speak the language<br \/>\nHe holds no currency<br \/>\nHe is in the Alliance<br \/>\nHe is surrounded by the sound<br \/>\nThe sound<br \/>\nBlood elves in the marketplace<br \/>\nScatterlings and orphanages<br \/>\nHe looks around around<br \/>\nHe sees angels in the architecture<br \/>\nSpinning in infinity<br \/>\nHe says Amen and Hallelujah (His Prayel level rises by 2)<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ll play as a character<br \/>\nI can be your long lost MMORPG<br \/>\nI can call you Gatl<br \/>\nAnd Gatl when you call me<br \/>\nCall me WOW &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Na na na na a&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ll play as a character<br \/>\nI can be your long lost MMORPG<br \/>\nI can call you Gatl<br \/>\nAnd Gatl when you call me<br \/>\nCall me WOW &#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Call me WOW &#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><strong>Love Song the Pokemon Version<br \/>\nOriginal by Sara Bareilles<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Heatran under wartortle<br \/>\nand they tell me to breloom easy for a mawhile<br \/>\nthe brelooming gets aroner, even i hypno that<\/p>\n<p>You gallade rotom for me but it&#8217;s too sunkern to see<br \/>\nif I&#8217;m happiny in your donphans<br \/>\nI&#8217;m unownly aron to ho-oh on to<\/p>\n<p>Miltank starmies at miltank parases<br \/>\nno sneasel way to say this<br \/>\nyou mean swellow, but you makuhita this aron on me<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not gonna raichu a luvdisc song<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you ninjasked for it<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you nidoran, you see<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not gonna raichu a luvdisc song<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you tell me it&#8217;s<br \/>\nmakuhita or brelooming this<br \/>\nif you&#8217;re on your wailord<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not gonna raichu to staryu<br \/>\nIf all you have is leafeoning I&#8217;m gonna need a grimer leidan to raichu a luvdisc song today<\/p>\n<p>I leafeoned the aron way<br \/>\nthat they all say slowkings you want to heatran<br \/>\nand my heavy heatran shinx deep unown under you<br \/>\nand your turtwig wormadam, your shellder just swampers<br \/>\nyou are not what i hoothoot you were<br \/>\nShellos to mightyena and dodrio<\/p>\n<p>Carnivined me to Nuzleaf you<br \/>\nRoserade me chinchou that I weedle this too<br \/>\nI&#8217;m shiftrying to let you fearow me as I am<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not gonna raichu a luvdisc song<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you ninjasked for it<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you nidoran, you see<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not gonna raichu a luvdisc song<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you tell me it&#8217;s<br \/>\nmakuhita or brelooming this<br \/>\nif you&#8217;re on your wailord<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not gonna raichu to staryu<br \/>\nIf all you have is leafeoning I&#8217;m gonna need a grimer leidan to raichu a luvdisc song today<\/p>\n<p>Illummise me that you&#8217;ll leafeon the mightyena on<br \/>\nto shellder me horsea with darkrai, my gible, gone<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola I bellsprout there&#8217;s a way you can luvdisc me bellsprout I say<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not gonna raichu a luvdisc song<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you ninjasked for it<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you nidoran, you see<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not gonna raichu a luvdisc song<br \/>\n&#8216;corsola you tell me it&#8217;s<br \/>\nmakuhita or brelooming this<br \/>\nif you&#8217;re on your wailord<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not gonna raichu to staryu<br \/>\nIf all you have is leafeoning I&#8217;m gonna need a grimer leidan to raichu a luvdisc song today<br \/>\nif your heatran is snover in it<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t want it for a minun<br \/>\nBarboach, I&#8217;ll walk the seviper seas when i bellsprout that there&#8217;s a leidan to<br \/>\nraichu a luvdisc song today<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parodies I have made live here. The originals that the parodies parody are copyright there respective owners. You Can Call Me WOW Dedicated to Gatl. Original song writen by Paul Simon&#8230;. (he is awesome) A player logins into the server He says why is my ping so high now Why is my ping so high The rest of my setup is leet I need to be on Flicker I want a traceback Don&#8217;t want end up on xkcd In a cartoon graveyard Bone-digger, bone-digger LEDs in the darkness Far away my remote terminal Mr Cokeguzzler, coke guzzler Get these rogues away from me You know I don&#8217;t find this stuff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Parodies - The online home of Appleman1234 \/ Benjamin Southall<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/applemansigloo.net\/blog\/parodies\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Parodies - The online home of Appleman1234 \/ Benjamin Southall\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Parodies I have made live here. 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