{"id":185,"date":"2009-05-09T01:34:10","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T03:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/applemansigloo.net\/blog\/?p=185"},"modified":"2009-05-09T01:34:10","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T03:34:10","slug":"i-dont-have-the-best-job-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/applemansigloo.net\/blog\/2009\/05\/09\/i-dont-have-the-best-job-in-the-world","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t have the best job in the world, my job is just a tribute."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everyone,<\/p>\n<p>I was going to write another joke post similar to my QUT IRC sketch, but then I realised that I wasn&#8217;t feeling as satirical at all today. So instead I have a few things to update people on and a few more things to mention and poke a sharp pointy non stick like object at for all to ignore. Firstly I am not blogging to you all live from Hamilton Island, and I am not from the UK. To my parents, my siblings, my grandfather, my godfather and anyone else that reckons I should attempt to masquerade as the Best Job in the World winner, I say thanks for the suggestion but no thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Attempting to masquerade as this person, would probably involving me changing my appearance and gaining an English accent and hiding the person I would be impostering in some sort of underwater pressurised cell in my secret underwater lair in the Great Barrier Reef, and fun and awesome as this all is, If I actually attempted to do it, their would be several consequences which include<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One of my secret lairs would being no longer secret<\/li>\n<li>I would have to blog to world why the Great Barrier Reef is awesome and spend a lot of time snorkeling, which isn&#8217;t that hard to do but takes away time that I need to work on my university assessment.<\/li>\n<li>Eventually I would get busted as my English accent would be not good enough or I would get knighted by the Queen for services against the Global Recession and services in support of conservation for my English accent being too good<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A second thing I should mention is my pagerank still seems to be intact despite families assurances that I had been bumped to the 8th page of Google when they used Macca&#8217;s Wireless to check emails and stuff (This is why you shouldn&#8217;t let your siblings get addicted to WoW and other online games, as then the shared internet connection goes away and the other family members have to resort to Macca&#8217;s wireless).<\/p>\n<p>The amount of media hype regarding this job, got me thinking about it, particularly as the person who won it has a similar firstname and the same surname as me. He gets to housesit a luxury house in Hamilton Island for 6 months, to basically have a six month vacation and gets paid $150k for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everyone, I was going to write another joke post similar to my QUT IRC sketch, but then I realised that I wasn&#8217;t feeling as satirical at all today. So instead I have a few things to update people on and a few more things to mention and poke a sharp pointy non stick like object at for all to ignore. Firstly I am not blogging to you all live from Hamilton Island, and I am not from the UK. 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