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Harry Potter and The Daleks

JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.
BBC owns the Daleks and the Doctor.

Dalek: IDENTIFY !!!
Harry: I am Harry Potter
Dalek: EXTERMINATE!!!
Harry: Why would you want to do that ?
Dalek: Daleks do not answer questions.
Daleks give orders.
Orders must be obeyed.
You will be exterminated

Harry: Expelliarmus

Dalek: Daleks are impervious to your pathetic attempt to harness supernatural power.
EXTERMINATE!!!

Harry: What do I do now Hermione ?

Hermione: Run

*the three start running, the Dalek follows them slowly*

Ron: And I thought Deatheaters were bad

Hermione: I heard something about these Daleks on Television

Ron Whats television ?

Harry: It is like a muggle form of  portable threatre. You know that box that has flashing pictures like The Prophet, that your Dad fiddles with.

Harry: You watch television Hermione, I thought you only read books ……

*Hermione smirks*

Hermione: Anyways, Daleks are evil alien race that want to exterminate everything for no reason what so ever, at least that is what the Doctor said

Ron: Doctor, How would a flipping doctor know anything about that ?
Especially a muggle one.
Don’t you mean Professor ?
perhaps Professor Moody  ?

Hermione: He isn’t a Doctor, He is the Doctor.
He isn’t a muggle either.

Harry: Then he is a wizard.

Hermione: No he isn’t a wizard either. He is known as a Timelord.

Ron: So we are running from a physcopathic tin can, and looking for help from the Lord of the Cuckoos

*Hermione scowls*
Hermione: Just shut up and hurry.

Still to come

Access Denied

Little Johnny did what ?

Null pointer to cheesecake ?

The Fourth Wall

Wills of the World

Kawaii Physics

Panda Matt & Clever Kyle’s Adventures

ZOMBULANCE THE MOVIE

and numerous others…

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